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Old 05-04-2004, 07:43 PM   #1
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For some seriously non-pc fun and nonsense to pass the time while we’re waiting for Harmony to arrive, take a look at this site:

http://www.thespark.com

Topics include:

Poor Spelling Children Pay Dearly for "Letters to Satan"

The Sex Test

The Date-My-Sister Project!

The Pickup Test

The Un-Telligence Test
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Old 05-04-2004, 09:46 PM   #2
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Submissive Introverted Concrete Feeler

I have no idea what that means, but that's apparently my personality according to the personality test. Sounds really kinky doesn't it? Or is it just me? Shoulda stopped at one beer. But then maybe I shouldn't have been drinking when I took the test . . . hmmmmmm . . .

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For some seriously non-pc fun and nonsense to pass the time while we’re waiting for Harmony to arrive, take a look at this site:

http://www.thespark.com

Topics include:

Poor Spelling Children Pay Dearly for "Letters to Satan"

The Sex Test

The Date-My-Sister Project!

The Pickup Test

The Un-Telligence Test


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Old 05-05-2004, 12:49 PM   #3
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I took something called the "purity" test?
I am 52% pure?
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Old 05-05-2004, 03:59 PM   #4
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Hmmm?? Doug!!
Well, I can only hope you cheated! - 'cos I only got 32%!!
And I'm a very good girl.........
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Old 05-05-2004, 04:10 PM   #5
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quote:Originally posted by Gaby:
Hmmm?? Doug!!
Well, I can only hope you cheated! - 'cos I only got 32%!!
And I'm a very good girl.........



Anything I did between the ages of 17
and 25 doesn't count!
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Old 05-05-2004, 04:23 PM   #6
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LOL - Oh! Yes - it does!!
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Old 05-05-2004, 04:39 PM   #7
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I took the Slut Test. Only 42% slutty. I thought I'd score way higher than that. Hmmmmm, beginning to doubt the validity of these tests.
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Old 05-06-2004, 03:14 PM   #8
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I think I'll stay away from the slut test!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:44 PM   #9
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Oh come on Doug. What are you afraid of?


quote:Originally posted by Doug Letcher:
I think I'll stay away from the slut test!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 05-07-2004, 01:39 AM   #10
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Took the damn slut test! 71% slutty!
Happy now!
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Old 05-07-2004, 08:20 AM   #11
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quote:Originally posted by violet Blue Horse:
I took the Slut Test. Only 42% slutty. I thought I'd score way higher than that. Hmmmmm, beginning to doubt the validity of these tests.

I had a bit too much time on my hands this morning, and came out 32%. I lead a sheltered life....

There were 3 other women that agreed with the name I entered on the last question. My guess is Gaby, Violet, and......Doug?
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Old 05-07-2004, 01:24 PM   #12
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-07-2004, 02:29 PM   #13
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Reality check!!
I suppose if we were all as deliciously slutty and impure as our scores suggest, we’d all be out ‘doing’ instead of visiting daft websites. One of the penalties of growing old and settling down. Yuk!! I shall have to do something about this.
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Old 05-07-2004, 04:15 PM   #14
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Not bad for a man. I bow to your superior sluttyness.

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Took the damn slut test! 71% slutty!
Happy now!


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Old 05-07-2004, 04:17 PM   #15
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Ohhhhh, yeah, well, of course. What other answer is there? Although Doug, eh, um, that one worries me.

Quick, some other female here please speak up and say they took the slut test. Doug's, er, manhood is at stake.

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There were 3 other women that agreed with the name I entered on the last question. My guess is Gaby, Violet, and......Doug?[/B]

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Old 05-07-2004, 04:19 PM   #16
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No, it's just that my best years are behind me. Well, along with a much larger butt. Then we could talk about gravity.

quote:Originally posted by Gaby:
Reality check!!
I suppose if we were all as deliciously slutty and impure as our scores suggest, we’d all be out ‘doing’ instead of visiting daft websites. One of the penalties of growing old and settling down. Yuk!! I shall have to do something about this.


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Old 05-07-2004, 05:18 PM   #17
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quote:Originally posted by violet Blue Horse:
No, it's just that my best years are behind me.

Who says? – The best could be yet to come.
You never can tell!!
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Old 05-07-2004, 05:46 PM   #18
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Maybe Doug voted for Justin Timberlake!

I know one other female who took the Slut Test - She's just not admitting to it. She scored way too high.

And just who the hell are Ryan Phillipe and Alex Fiorelli? And, how come they got 45168 more votes than the guy we voted for???
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Old 05-07-2004, 06:27 PM   #19
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Granted, there were some questions in this
test that a man just couldn't answer, but I
did my best with it, changing some of the
questions around to suit a man. 71% slutty,
not bad I think considering what I may or may not have done between the ages of 17 and
25! As for my manhood, trust
me ladies , Justin Timberlake doesn't do it for me!
Drew Barrymore, now we're talking.
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Old 05-07-2004, 09:05 PM   #20
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84% on the purity test

27% on the gay test. Whew. I mean, I knew I'd score low...

The results are in! You are


23% slutty
which is actually less than the average, 46%.


Based on the 9,463,094 test takers so far:
you're sluttier than 13% of the world.
you're cleaner than 87% of the world.


That's all the time I have for now.
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Old 05-07-2004, 09:08 PM   #21
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Having seen some of the results of others on this site, I think my parents wouldn't want me on this forum, knowing the scores. How can you score 32% on the purity test and like Gordon Lightfoot? Gaby, thought you were a guy .

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inders, keepers, losers, weepers
Ring around the rosy and I'll catch you if I can
And if you don't say may I, then you'll have to start again
But first you must indulge me and count from one to ten
Let the game begin

I adore you when you touch me
Pin the tail upon the donkey, you will surely win
And if you don't say may I, then I'll pass the cake around
And I won't give you any, but you won't make a sound
You don't eat soap, anyhow

Red light, green light, blue light, yellow light
You can take three giant steps or a baby step will do
But if you don't say may I, then I'll march you out the door
Where you'll be contemplating the numbers one to four
I hope you're keeping score

Cause if you don't say may I, then I'll get you with the hose
And spoil your Sunday clothes Will it please you if I tease you
While you're at the spindry, I'll pass the pie around
But you won't make a sound
You don't eat blackbird anyhow

There's four and twenty reasons why it can't be wrong
How long have you been gone
Finders, keepers, losers, weepers
Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater
Wear your sneakers around sound sleepers
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Old 05-07-2004, 10:53 PM   #22
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I can't divulge my scores, Doug I agree anything between 17 and 25 should not count. Next time I take it I will leave out the formative years(17-25).
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Old 05-07-2004, 11:41 PM   #23
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I was a late bloomer. Nothing worth talking about happened before the age of 27. Eh, well, then I made up for lost time of course.

quote:Originally posted by brink:
I can't divulge my scores, Doug I agree anything between 17 and 25 should not count. Next time I take it I will leave out the formative years(17-25).

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Old 05-08-2004, 08:09 AM   #24
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quote:Originally posted by DMD3:

How can you score 32% on the purity test and like Gordon Lightfoot?

Easily!!
And, judging from some of his lyrics, he would probably ‘score’ pretty well, too. The man is not, and never has been, a saint.

quote: Gaby, thought you were a guy

Why???????
Do you actually read the posts you reply to?

Did anyone-else think I was a fellah?
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Old 05-08-2004, 08:26 AM   #25
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quote:Originally posted by Gaby:
Why???????
Do you actually read the posts you reply to?

Did anyone-else think I was a fellah?


Not once I found those pictures of you on the internet! That sure dispelled any doubt! It's understandable though, you were young and needed the money......
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