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Originally posted by Sir John:
ice hockey match.
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Ok Sir John, the coach has called an early morning practise for two unforgivable sins from last night's game.
1. Up in the beautiful country of Canadia, it is HOCKEY only. "Ice" is redundantly redundant and something you put in a drink to make it cold.
2. This is not (round) football, although the ridiculous diving may make it seem that way. It is, however, a "game", rather than a "match".
You're lucky I'm a player's coach and not a hardball, Johnny, or I'd put you through two solid hours of (ice) skating drills for those lapses. :D :D