John fowles
an Englishman a Scotsman and a Welshman were introducing themselves
The Englishman said "I was born on St Georges Day so my parents christened me George"
The Scotsman said "Now that's a funny thing because I was born on St Andrew's day so I am called Andrew"
The Welshman stopped having a leek and said "Yes Well I am known as David for the same obvious reason"
They looked at the Irishman who sheepishly said "Pleased to meet you all my name is Pancake"
And three men were at a local diner eating pancakes: The first said, "I'm from Texas - you can call me Tex; the second said, "I'm from California - you can call me Cal; the third said, "I'm from Louisiana - don't call me."
Then they saw the magic pancake, called Char, who called eBay, etc. - and the green grass grows all around all around . . .