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Old 01-30-2009, 08:46 AM   #1
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Default The Wreck-Parody - Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus

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Hannah Montana, aka Miley Cyrus, is arguably the most commercialized charcter in the history of Disney (so far). This parody should expose the evils of Disney Channel, especially Miley Cyrus.
The riffraff moved on from the MTV on down
To the shows that are on Disney Channel.
The shows are pure crap; they deserve a bad rap
From one who has seen too much to handle.

But one of Disney’s shows is a wart on music’s nose;
It’s called Hannah Montana; it’s empty.
A good girl gone wrong now just sings crappy songs
For her own so-called “non-stop dance party.”
This chick is the scourge of the Disney-headed purge
Of the music some say always made us.
As the teen idols go, she’s more subtle than most;
Said the good bands, “She just wants to grate us!”

When she got the deal, we all thought ‘twas not real
When she left with her family from Nashville
And later that year, we still wiped our tears;
As they say, it was straight outta Cashville.

We must blame her songs and her tattletale voice
That has glutted Radio Disney,
Which everyone knows is devoid of good shows;
May it e’er on my radio miss me.

It’s not too late to give Miley Cyrus hate;
She’s becoming far brasher and brasher.
The middle-school chicks, sadly, crave her flicks
While I’d like to send her to a slasher.

In June or July, I would just like to try
To disrupt her own tour for a reason.
I’d cruelly wreck Miley Cyrus’ own neck;
I would do so, regardless of season.

Her dad, Billy Ray, never knew quite what to say
In Montgom’ry in old Alabama.
Yet somehow, this thug caught what’s called the singing bug;
Hence the wreck that is Hannah Montana.

Nobody believes that her songs don’t cause grief
If one’s listened to Miley for hours.
The critics agree that she just ain’t for me
‘Cos she might have some cruel savage powers.

One thing is for sure: I don’t want anymore
Of consent from mothers and fathers
For her stupid gigs. If you don’t want any pigs
In your household, watch your preteen daughters.

Like Sally Ride, may their dreams abide
In the sciences, which are far higher
Than pop culture holds. It’s sure getting old
To go out and preach to the choir.

Like Curie and Mead, may they be well-read
In what’s real and what really matters.
If you hear “G.N.O.,” then your daughter doesn’t know
To get aught of one non-golden platter.

In a Catholic church in Edina I prayed
To Jehovah for His healing manna.
He gave me strength to fight off this teenage wretch
Also known as Miss Hannah Montana.

The riffraff went on from the MTV on down
To the shows that are on Disney Channel.
Walt Disney, they say, gets much worse by the day
And it’s too much for people to handle.
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Old 01-30-2009, 12:41 PM   #2
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Default Re: The Wreck-Parody - Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus

i don't know the hannah phenomenon...yet

she was the voice of a gal in a flick i saw called Bolt, kinda fun for kids

after being Disneyless for 45 years, i'm due for another orlando emmersion next month, tied into business...i will keep on a miley alert for sure

btw, i saw a pic of billy rae and i must say his old mullet was actually less tragic than his new style

i should talk, my hair & eyes are bearing a resemblance to mickey rourke
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Old 02-02-2009, 08:59 PM   #3
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Is Hannah Montana a real singer?
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Old 02-02-2009, 09:37 PM   #4
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she's Miley Cyrus..she's a character she plays..
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Old 02-03-2009, 11:00 PM   #5
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I think what's really pitiful about the girl is that I, personally, can see only one thing happening to the girls future, which is that she'll end up a cross between Britney Spear & Paris Hilton, all thanks to a parent who just isn't what he used to be as an entrtainer.
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Old 02-04-2009, 02:46 PM   #6
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well, i saw some footage of MS singing on stage and i think i can see the appeal to the teen gal masses...i don't know if she ever sings ballads or anything that showcases her voice as it all seems like a bunch of yelling...i saw a clip of the comedy show and it's hard to tell if there's any acting going on there or if she's just being she

but i saw some talent whereas i've never seen any from BS or PH

at an awards show i saw a quick camera cutaway to her twice and each time she smiled and stuck her long tongue out tot he lens...i guess it's the 'in' gesture these days

i guess it's a trade-off - be allowed to have a 1) normal, whacky teen life or 2) get mega-rich and be scrutinized by the media and members of folk singer discussion boards, lol

i'm surprised about her lack of guidance/coaching/judgement as a teen celeb

looks like she's in hot water again

http://ca.music.yahoo.com/read/news/61720659

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