Gord's Tattoo

[B45-12]

Char, and Jen, and Auburn Annie - I so laughed at Onion's Belt or Ironing Belt! However, that WOULD BE unique!

I'd be happy to give a remedial astronomy class, but something tells me celestial navigation isn't your thing! However, if you ever get the urge, you'll know who to e-mail!

Jen, snakes? You would love to have seen the 6-foot long one I came across while jogging along the American River bike trail a few years ago. I couldn't believe what I was seeing! A kid shooed it away with his bike. I also saw a big pink colored snake in Havasu Canyon back about 10 years ago but I was water-drunk (yes, you can drink too much water!) and thought it was GORGEOUS! Because of my "condition", I wasn't afraid of it at all. Luckily, I was hiking with a doctor, who realized we were both getting a little giddy, and we just sat down by the trail and laughed and laughed until we got sober again. Thank God, by then the snake was gone.

And Char, just remember the bad jou-jou regarding tattooing the names or initials on your bod! You might end up hating Gord and move on into rap - do you REALLY want to take that chance?!?

I like the black, geometric tattoos the best...and remember, if they sag, no one's gonna know! I think you ladies are much younger than me and won't think it will happen to you but one day, believe me, you'll get up out of bed and wonder why most of your skin has decided to migrate South!

Char, have a great long Canada Day weekend! And to Jen and Auburn Annie - I know we'd prefer a long weekend but will settle for taking a day off in the middle of the week! Ah, just to laze in bed for awhile and do things on YOUR time, HEAVEN!

Cheers! Sheryl from No. Cal.

Char, and Jen, and Auburn Annie - I so laughed at Onion's Belt or Ironing Belt! However, that WOULD BE unique!

I'd be happy to give a remedial astronomy class, but something tells me celestial navigation isn't your thing! However, if you ever get the urge, you'll know who to e-mail!

Jen, snakes? You would love to have seen the 6-foot long one I came across while jogging along the American River bike trail a few years ago. I couldn't believe what I was seeing! A kid shooed it away with his bike. I also saw a big pink colored snake in Havasu Canyon back about 10 years ago but I was water-drunk (yes, you can drink too much water!) and thought it was GORGEOUS! Because of my "condition", I wasn't afraid of it at all. Luckily, I was hiking with a doctor, who realized we were both getting a little giddy, and we just sat down by the trail and laughed and laughed until we got sober again. Thank God, by then the snake was gone.

And Char, just remember the bad jou-jou regarding tattooing the names or initials on your bod! You might end up hating Gord and move on into rap - do you REALLY want to take that chance?!?

I like the black, geometric tattoos the best...and remember, if they sag, no one's gonna know! I think you ladies are much younger than me and won't think it will happen to you but one day, believe me, you'll get up out of bed and wonder why most of your skin has decided to migrate South!

Char, have a great long Canada Day weekend! And to Jen and Auburn Annie - I know we'd prefer a long weekend but will settle for taking a day off in the middle of the week! Ah, just to laze in bed for awhile and do things on YOUR time, HEAVEN!

Cheers! Sheryl from No. Cal.

[Auburn Annie]

Oh Sheryl my skin is more than halfway to Chile already, lol. Don't want to think what another 45 years might do to it (I'm aiming for 100.) Maybe I should spend more time standing on my head?

[Auburn Annie]

Oh Sheryl my skin is more than halfway to Chile already, lol. Don't want to think what another 45 years might do to it (I'm aiming for 100.) Maybe I should spend more time standing on my head?

[B45-12]

Better trying that than what I endearingly call looking like one of the "lizard ladies of Beverly Hills"! Calling Joan Rivers - do you eat through your belly button now?!? It's amazing, they keep getting work done, too!

I think we're more conscious of that whole youth thing out here - I myself had to put a second on my house to pay for $30,000 worth of capped teeth (my fault, I love eating raw lemons - didn't know it would destroy my enamel - duh!) Lady across the street spent $10,000 for a face lift. I've known some who have gotten boob jobs. I'd love to get a boob job but not to enhance, just to raise them up off my waist! The headlights are definitely pointing downward - I know, TMI, sorry!

I'm aiming for about 85 myself!

Better trying that than what I endearingly call looking like one of the "lizard ladies of Beverly Hills"! Calling Joan Rivers - do you eat through your belly button now?!? It's amazing, they keep getting work done, too!

I think we're more conscious of that whole youth thing out here - I myself had to put a second on my house to pay for $30,000 worth of capped teeth (my fault, I love eating raw lemons - didn't know it would destroy my enamel - duh!) Lady across the street spent $10,000 for a face lift. I've known some who have gotten boob jobs. I'd love to get a boob job but not to enhance, just to raise them up off my waist! The headlights are definitely pointing downward - I know, TMI, sorry!

I'm aiming for about 85 myself!