Have You All Been Good This Year???

[Borderstone]

I know a lot of you are expecting presents from either relatives,friends,family or St. Nick but I gotta ask.....have you earned it? Have you all been Gord little girls & boys? Remember,I'm not just Borderstone,I'm one of Santa's tallest elves! My cousin is the one they made the movie about. He's really the blue sheep of the family. So fess up! Good? Bad? Melancholy? Rockin' Pneumonia and The Boogie Woogie Flu? You tell me and I'll talk to the big guy! Ho Ho Ho! (Oops,that's his line! Now he'll sue me for plagarism!
Anyone need an elf? I do windows! Later! X-Mas.

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Borderstone (Hello! )

I need me a vehicle. I've been good enough to deserve that. I'm going to get a cheap car, too, and when I get a job I'll save up for a truck. I can't stand driving a car, I half to own a truck, but for a shor period of time I can live with a car.

[Iron]

This is almost scary,but I'll do it anyway.While at work today,before I read this post,I thought up this little story that was my atempt at an apolygy that included a reference to,and this is how I was going to start it," one of those friggin little spock eared midgets was lurkin on the Corfid site , and I am now on the N list.{not the nice one,the Negativity one] This is a true story,Iron might be a Bad Bad man at times,but he don't tell lie's,and thats the truth. Anyway,getting back to the My story and I dont think I have to change it being that You are a tall elf,I won't be getting that Seagull 12-string now that I'm on that bad N list. I will sure try to do my best in the future. Some of what you said was true and good advice,and some was a bit hard to take,but thats OK.The one that really got me was Insepid , I've heard the word before,but did'nt know what it meant and I did'nt want to look it up because I had a hunch it was not something good.
I was trying to be a good boy all year,but I messed up a bit.I was really looking forward to that Godin,now I have a goal for the new year...

Just in case you have'nt figured this out,I Humbly apologize,Borderstone,and to anyone else I may have offended,and that's the truth as it is...

There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil,while one is striking at the root.....

You better.

[Borderstone]

You all get your wish!

Don't worry about it anymore Iron. I forgave you about 2 weeks ago. I just haven't been here to let you know. Merry X-mas dude!

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Borderstone (Hello! )