How much wood.........?

[Borderstone]

Since things here have recently been a bit sad and serious,let me ask you this. "How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? Or How much wood could a wood-pecker peck if a woodpecker could peck wood? ...and lastly! How many Boards could a Borderstone board if a Borderstone could board boards? : LATER!

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Borderstone - AZ's answer to GL! (but what was the question?)

[Cathy]

If it took a hen and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long would it take a mosquito with a wooden leg to kick a whale's ear full of crab apples?

Cathy

[Auburn Annie]

quote:Originally posted by Cathy:
If it took a hen and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long would it take a mosquito with a wooden leg to kick a whale's ear full of crab apples?

Cathy

Aauughhh! Do you folks have any idea what that kind of sentence does to a dyslexic like me?

And how does half a hen lay anything? <g>

[Borderstone]

Half-***ed I would imagine. Pardon my locker-room humor ladies,but for some reason,I just had to.

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[Cathy]

quote:Originally posted by Borderstone:
Half-***ed I would imagine. Pardon my locker-room humor ladies,but for some reason,I just had to.




By a half cocked rooster?

I didn't say that. I did NOT say that. I'm too embarrassed to sign my own name.

Char

[Borderstone]

Those kind of roosters don't get much action in the barnyard,eh? Ha ha

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Borderstone - AZ's answer to GL! (but what was the question?)

[Borderstone]

My brother's mother is,my mother too and my other brother's mother is my mother too.....and if I had another brother he could call my mother,mother but my brother's mother would still be my mother too!

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[Char1]

yes I made Cathy say it and sign my name....
Char
:0

[Borderstone]

Now a real challenge!!!! Quote the lyrics of,"The Auctioneer" out loud 5 times in a row,non-stop! OUCH!

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[Cathy]

quote:Originally posted by Char1:
yes I made Cathy say it and sign my name....
Char
:0


Char, are you playing with those voodoo dolls again?
That hurts! Cut it out!


OUCH!

[Borderstone]

How do-you do-the voo-doo that you-do so well-pray-tell-so all is well?

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Borderstone - AZ's answer to GL! (but what was the question?)

Say "on top of the teeth the tip of the tongue" real fast repeatedly.
On toppa da teeth de tip of de tongue will not do.

[Borderstone]

Lightfoot lyrics lasting like legendary learnings of life love & lovely lacy ladies!

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[Borderstone]

...and now from the late 30's or early '40's!

Mares eat oates and does eat oates and little lambs eat ivy! (Yes,that's an actual song. What's it mean? I've heard it for nearly 25 years and I haven't a clue! Fun to say though,it just popped into my head just after the last post. Bye,now!

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Borderstone - AZ's answer to GL! (but what was the question?)