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Song Parodies -> Beckham Is Headed For Trouble
"The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" Based on the performance by Gordon Lightfoot
"Beckham Is Headed For Trouble" Parody by Michael Pacholek
And, once again, The Rest Of The World has sent America an emissary to try to bring us into the family of nations, in the hope that we will finally take their side and see that soccer is not an incredibly stupid game. This emissary will have as much success as all the others. Note that "Real," Spanish for "royal," is pronounced "Ree-AL," not "REEL."
The legend lives on from the Brazilians on down
of the great man who was known as Pele.
But Edson, it's said, couldn't bring game ahead
and the real football remains our melee.
With a load of Dutch strife, there was once Johan Cruyff
and the German named Franz Beckenbauer.
Chinalgia, paesan, you were putting me on.
Your game turned the minutes to hours!
The scheme was the pride of the world's other side
to make all these Americans love soccer.
They even tried chicks with their sports-bras and kicks.
Well, I might want to meet them in lockers!
It might have been nice if the girl named Posh Spice
had remained just Victoria Adams.
Her hubby, it seems, has a young man's steams
and his cheating had left her quite saddened.
This overgrown kid played for Real Madrid
and the Big Red United, Manchester.
But on national team, he made all England scream
for his captaincy's sordid divester!
So popular remained that they hadn't abstained
from the movie with Parminder Nagra.
But Becks at his peak found something else to seek
and his secretary served as Viagra!
When MLS came, the commissioner came on deck
saying, "David, to save us, we need ya."
He signed a contract, but as matter of fact
not yet has Real Madrid freed ya!
Ex-Captain wired in, "Me and Posh are comin' in
and your revenues, they're gonna double."
If fortunes he told, he'd not have any gold.
David Beckham is headed for trouble!
Does anyone know where the love of sports goes
when 90 minutes seems like 10 hours?
It seems it's revealed, spends less time on the field
than he's fixing his hair in the shower!
For, you know, it seems Becks, he is quite metrosex
with his sharp suits and five-dollar water.
And all that's remained is how Posh looks so pained
as Becks puts moves on team owner's daughter!
Los Angeles town wants to give him a crown
that they tried to give to Kobe Bryant.
The idea, it seems, is he won't wreck their dreams
giving women a good kind of cryin'.
And farther below, there's the Home Depot
sponsor paying for name of the Center.
It ain't Hollywood, for Becks, might be no good.
Could this superstar be a resenter?
On some musty old film, at the Meadowlands played
New York Cosmos, now reduced to rubble.
In five years, by golly, it will seem such a folly.
That Beckham is headed for trouble!
The legend lives on from the FIFA on down
of the big flakes who ask, "Why not futbol?"
Superior, we said, game of helmet on head.
Silly handless game, 'twould be a bad call!
