I realise this it is purely a coincidence but I was most surprised to receive this email notification yesterday from a South African "professor" with what initially looked like a very familiar name
From: Haines, Richard (Prof) (Summerstrand Campus South) (Richard.Haines@nmmu.ac.za)
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the email has now been safely deleted from my junk mail folder!!
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"Sir" John Fowles Bt
Honorary Curator Bootleg Museum
(where Sir does not signify that I am a fully benighted Knight just a Bt which signifies a humble Baronet -?? read the wiki!)
I meant no one no harm
Once inside we found a curious moonbeam
Doing dances on the floor