I expect he ever vigilant Annie from Auburn decided to give this a miss but I got a nice chuckle from it so thought I would
pass it on
from yesterday's Washington DC Examiner
Rejected jokes of the late-night comedy writers - May 4 '05
"This week, nearly 55 years after Northwest Flight 2501 disappeared over Lake Michigan, two search parties have decided to
comb the water for wreckage -
and, hopefully, to inspire a dormant Gordon Lightfoot.
or some really angry folks in a raft"
and two others:-
"A survey taken by students at the University of Minnesota shows that many of them plagiarize. At least, that's what the guy next to them wrote"
"Emergency managers in Indian River County, Fla., trying to get out weather alerts by e-mail, have learned that AOL is tagging their messages as spam. To make it past the blockers, they will start including their alerts in ads for discount
Cialis."
John Fowles
With more trouble over the weekend, some military analysts say it could now take three to five years for Iraq to put together a respectable military force. The same goes for Canada.
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"Sir" John Fowles Bt
Honorary Curator Bootleg Museum 
(where Sir does not signify that I am a fully benighted Knight just a Bt which signifies a humble Baronet -?? read the wiki!)
I meant no one no harm Once inside we found a curious moonbeam Doing dances on the floor
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