Mr. Fowles,
My contribution would be a TV commercial that proclaims : " Order your Shredmaster Cyclone today!
As you tearfully watch your credit card statements, bench warrants, and tax liens disappear....if you order in the next 5 minutes, we will include a free Gords Gold, guaranteed to ease your anguish. But that's not all ! You will also receive a free copy of the lyrics to "Canary Yellow Canoe" !
Anyway, just a thought.
RMD
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