2silent2breal, I checked out the site you linked, and they are hilarious. The first one I saw that is what I always have thought that I did hear was this:
"Early Morning Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm stuck here on the grass
Where the pavement never grows.
[that's what I've always thought it was too, I'm embarrassed to admit.
]
Original Lyrics:
But I'm stuck here on the grass
With a pain that ever grows.