[timetraveler]

You mention him having appeared on The Beverly Hillbillies & it put me in mid of the episode where Granny got a letter from him written on butcher paper & smelling of bacon. As Luck would have it, Ellie Maes bear Fairchild ate the thing. There was also the time that Mr. Drucker had to help get Mr. Drysdale out of a bind when he got busted for riding around with a drunken Fairchild while dressed as hippies. Those were some of the really good ones.