lol. well let's add 3 cheers for Pam!
that is quite a wish list!
no need to be sorry, let's make the goal to not use anything i've put forth
ok, you have violated the syllable guideline/rule in every line except the 2nd, lol
if ya try sing those lines with your guitar, those words are quite a mouthful...i usually even struggle with three french hens
and the 3rd day is a separate (no pun intended) violation all together, lol
btw, let's hope Gord does not send anyone "7 lonely hours"...or any coal!
ps) anyone heard Norm MacDonald's 12 Days off his Ridiculous album? cute