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Old 10-08-2008, 11:34 PM   #5
johnfowles
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Default Re: Does Gord ever tell jokes on stage?

Nobody has yet mentioned Gord's current pair of jokes in rotation,these being
How long is the hare on a rabbit's back?
About 2.5/3 seconds
!why is the moon pale?
Because it's been out all night!
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