There is actually a drink called "The Gordon". I saw it on a drink recipe site about a year ago (
http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink15u1t48.html). It's a mix of Gordon's Vodka, milk, and maple syrup. Sounds awful, but the maple syrup makes it kinda Canadian, and you can't beat the NAME of the drink

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We could always make up a recipe of our own (wouldn't have to have alcohol in it), and call it a "Lightfoot" or "Lighthead".....