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Sydney Steve · 09-16-2005, 03:21 PM

Jim,
You conveniently overlook that England have no one at all in one of the lesser known, but nonetheless very demanding disciplines " Sleazy SMS messages and soirees behind the wifes back..." - (Shane Warne).
See excerpt below: Top this if you can Jim!!!

Ace Australian leg-spinner Shane Warne has been caught two-timing again.

According to The Mirror, Warne is reported to have had sex with Kerrie Collimore, 31, on the bonnet of his BMW and sent her filthy texts as he tried to save his marriage. He is reported to have assured her that he was separated from his wife, Simone, before getting into the act.

"He couldn't keep his hands off her. He wanted sex everywhere - outside, inside, wherever he could," one of Kerrie's friends was quoted by the tabloid, as saying.

The friend also found 48 messages from Warne on Kerrie's phone which the sales manageress had left lying around.
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09-16-2005, 03:21 PM	#14
Sydney Steve Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Sydney NSW Australia Posts: 300	Jim, You conveniently overlook that England have no one at all in one of the lesser known, but nonetheless very demanding disciplines " Sleazy SMS messages and soirees behind the wifes back..." - (Shane Warne). See excerpt below: Top this if you can Jim!!! Ace Australian leg-spinner Shane Warne has been caught two-timing again. According to The Mirror, Warne is reported to have had sex with Kerrie Collimore, 31, on the bonnet of his BMW and sent her filthy texts as he tried to save his marriage. He is reported to have assured her that he was separated from his wife, Simone, before getting into the act. "He couldn't keep his hands off her. He wanted sex everywhere - outside, inside, wherever he could," one of Kerrie's friends was quoted by the tabloid, as saying. The friend also found 48 messages from Warne on Kerrie's phone which the sales manageress had left lying around. *************************************** Now go ahead and argue that we have contributed nothing of cultural worth (if you dare.) __________________ Inventor and highly successful user of the " Reverse Polarity Chick Magnet" ! Female Repulsion Proven for 50 + years !