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Sydney Steve · 10-01-2005, 03:23 PM

>A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients that
were made while he was performing colonoscopies:
>
>1. "Take it easy, Doc! You're boldly going where no man has gone
before!"
>
>2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
>
>3. "Can you hear me NOW?!!"
>
>4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
>
>5. "You know, in Arkansas....we're now legally married."
>
>6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
>
>7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out....you do
the
>Hokey Pokey....and yeeow!"
>
>8. "Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
>
>9. "Remember, if your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
>
>10. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
>
>And THE best one:
>
>11. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

10-01-2005, 03:23 PM	#19
Sydney Steve Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Sydney NSW Australia Posts: 300	>A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients that were made while he was performing colonoscopies: > >1. "Take it easy, Doc! You're boldly going where no man has gone before!" > >2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" > >3. "Can you hear me NOW?!!" > >4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" > >5. "You know, in Arkansas....we're now legally married." > >6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" > >7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out....you do the >Hokey Pokey....and yeeow!" > >8. "Now I know how a Muppet feels!" > >9. "Remember, if your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!" > >10. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." > >And THE best one: > >11. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?" __________________ Inventor and highly successful user of the " Reverse Polarity Chick Magnet" ! Female Repulsion Proven for 50 + years !