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Sydney Steve · 08-05-2005, 05:25 AM

Our noble Corfid people are by now well aware of certain undesirable inhabitants of portions of cyberspace.

One particular type causes much aggravation.

Recognition may prove to be the best weapon against this pest....

Beware especially of :

" Pomnerdicus NonBroadbandusComputerata " closely related to and easily mistaken for "Fowlesdrivelus Ofossilus" .

This beast is commonly found in the company of "Gordloverus Mustbebloodyblindo" ( but science is yet to establish the reason why this attractive and seemingly intelligent being would stay in the company of such an obviously more basic form of life.)
(Apologies to the good Professor previously slandered by incorrect photo)

A juvenile close relative (photo taken an age ago) ; Scientific name DownhillfastFowlesicus Dorkus

[ August 06, 2005, 10:20: Message edited by: Sydney Steve ]

08-05-2005, 05:25 AM	#6
Sydney Steve Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Sydney NSW Australia Posts: 300	Our noble Corfid people are by now well aware of certain undesirable inhabitants of portions of cyberspace. One particular type causes much aggravation. Recognition may prove to be the best weapon against this pest.... Beware especially of : " Pomnerdicus NonBroadbandusComputerata " closely related to and easily mistaken for "Fowlesdrivelus Ofossilus" . This beast is commonly found in the company of "Gordloverus Mustbebloodyblindo" ( but science is yet to establish the reason why this attractive and seemingly intelligent being would stay in the company of such an obviously more basic form of life.) (Apologies to the good Professor previously slandered by incorrect photo) A juvenile close relative (photo taken an age ago) ; Scientific name DownhillfastFowlesicus Dorkus [ August 06, 2005, 10:20: Message edited by: Sydney Steve ] __________________ Inventor and highly successful user of the " Reverse Polarity Chick Magnet" ! Female Repulsion Proven for 50 + years !