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johnfowles · 08-03-2005, 11:30 AM

Now then Master Atkins
or should I say Master plank
as the words "thick as" and "short' spring to my mind
not only did you succeed in starting two identical new topics at
http://www.corfid.com/ubb/ultimatebb...672;p=1#000000
AND
http://www.corfid.com/ubb/ultimatebb...671;p=1#000000
and then failed as their originator to delete one to hide your obvious embarrassing incompetence
But yet again you have dismally failed to grasp what I have been trying to tell you recently
about wasting time by resorting to image shack.
If you refer to my original topic at:-
http://www.corfid.com/ubb/ultimatebb...=000109#000000
As refered to in another topic at:-
http://www.corfid.com/ubb/ultimatebb...=002423#000000
AND
http://www.corfid.com/ubb/ultimatebb...=000377#000000
You cannot fail to read what I carefully said
"Displaying pictures
This is really not a difficult procedure,
and requires just five steps
1.locate a picture already on a web site somewhere"
You obviously found each of your three pictures "somewhere" then decided to carefully and needlessly save them so that you
could then upload them all to imageshack.
Tut Tut you scion of illegitimate convict stock
the whole idea of using imageshack, imagerrage or an MSN group was for pictures that were not "already on a web site somewhere") to upload to a site "somewhere" if you did not have your own web space to upload to
such as the splendid photo of you and your long-suffering wife
I strongly suspected that all three pix that you have just displayed
were available "already on a web site somewhere"
I tried to find the source of your "split personality" cartoon but failed
(the nearest I could find was:-

I found the other two quickly using google image search the first one was easy:-
"brownmaterial" is at:-
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/0...n_material.jpg

so by merely inserting the required UBB tags {[img][/img]} or by using the image link under the posting box
then your desired picture can be directly displayed from the

site:-

Similarly "end if school year" was harder to find but by then using impeccable logic to find image 87 on the funnysign site I located it at:-
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/087_anal.jpg
hence

OK OK already I realise that you obviously felt it was desirable to enlarge/resize the school sign using
Photo Gadget
but not the faecal one
John Fowles
Just trying to be helpful here
We were only playing like two children
who had stayed away from school. Two of us could not be wrong
from:-
http://www.coquet-shack.com/lyrics/L..._Then_0228.php
And
Now take a look at me
Do I look like the kind of guy
The kind of fool who went to school
And had to stand on a stool
Because he couldn't come to terms with a slide rule
from:-
http://www.lightfoot.ca/inmyfash.htm

[ August 03, 2005, 11:47: Message edited by: johnfowles ]

08-03-2005, 11:30 AM	#2
johnfowles Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: New Jersey U.S.A. ex UK and Canada Posts: 4,846	Now then Master Atkins or should I say Master plank as the words "thick as" and "short' spring to my mind not only did you succeed in starting two identical new topics at http://www.corfid.com/ubb/ultimatebb...672;p=1#000000 AND http://www.corfid.com/ubb/ultimatebb...671;p=1#000000 and then failed as their originator to delete one to hide your obvious embarrassing incompetence But yet again you have dismally failed to grasp what I have been trying to tell you recently about wasting time by resorting to image shack. If you refer to my original topic at:- http://www.corfid.com/ubb/ultimatebb...=000109#000000 As refered to in another topic at:- http://www.corfid.com/ubb/ultimatebb...=002423#000000 AND http://www.corfid.com/ubb/ultimatebb...=000377#000000 You cannot fail to read what I carefully said "Displaying pictures This is really not a difficult procedure, and requires just five steps 1.locate a picture already on a web site somewhere" You obviously found each of your three pictures "somewhere" then decided to carefully and needlessly save them so that you could then upload them all to imageshack. Tut Tut you scion of illegitimate convict stock the whole idea of using imageshack, imagerrage or an MSN group was for pictures that were not "already on a web site somewhere") to upload to a site "somewhere" if you did not have your own web space to upload to such as the splendid photo of you and your long-suffering wife I strongly suspected that all three pix that you have just displayed were available "already on a web site somewhere" I tried to find the source of your "split personality" cartoon but failed (the nearest I could find was:- I found the other two quickly using google image search the first one was easy:- "brownmaterial" is at:- http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/0...n_material.jpg so by merely inserting the required UBB tags {[img][/img]} or by using the image link under the posting box then your desired picture can be directly displayed from the site:- Similarly "end if school year" was harder to find but by then using impeccable logic to find image 87 on the funnysign site I located it at:- http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/087_anal.jpg hence OK OK already I realise that you obviously felt it was desirable to enlarge/resize the school sign using Photo Gadget but not the faecal one John Fowles Just trying to be helpful here We were only playing like two children who had stayed away from *school. Two of us could not be wrong from:- http://www.coquet-shack.com/lyrics/L..._Then_0228.php And Now take a look at me Do I look like the kind of guy The kind of fool who went to school* And had to stand on a stool Because he couldn't come to terms with a slide rule from:- http://www.lightfoot.ca/inmyfash.htm [ August 03, 2005, 11:47: Message edited by: johnfowles ]