And three men were at a local diner eating pancakes: The first said, "I'm from Texas - you can call me Tex; the second said, "I'm from California - you can call me Cal; the third said, "I'm from Louisiana - don't call me."
Then they saw the magic pancake, called Char, who called eBay, etc. - and the green grass grows all around all around . . .
The Rez