http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i7247
Bush Inauguration to be paid for with Social Security Money
The,uh, pertinent passage reads:
"A glowing [Condoleeza] Rice went on to describe the entertainment planned for the main Bush inaugural dinner. "First there will be a command performance by Cirque du Soleil," she said, "and then Julia Roberts and Gwyneth Paltrow will do a slow strip tease to Ashlee Simpson lip syncing Gordon Lightfoot's If You Could Read My Mind. Bushie just loves those girls!" "
For the whole article, see the link above.