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Old 01-18-2005, 02:55 PM   #1
Auburn Annie
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http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i7247

Bush Inauguration to be paid for with Social Security Money

The,uh, pertinent passage reads:

"A glowing [Condoleeza] Rice went on to describe the entertainment planned for the main Bush inaugural dinner. "First there will be a command performance by Cirque du Soleil," she said, "and then Julia Roberts and Gwyneth Paltrow will do a slow strip tease to Ashlee Simpson lip syncing Gordon Lightfoot's If You Could Read My Mind. Bushie just loves those girls!" "

For the whole article, see the link above.
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