In second grade one day, the teacher asked her students, "Did anyone see anything remarkable or unusual on the way to school today that they'd like to share with the class?"
Little Johnny blurted out, "I saw a flat cat."
The teacher said, "A flat cat? What do you mean by that?"
Johnny said, "I don't know. He was just flat."
Teacher said, "What makes you think he was flat?"
Johnny replied, "I know he was flat, because there was another cat on top of him pumping him up."
Cathy
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