This is a conversation from Joleen, a former employee and Wynonna Judd fan, about a month before her first year was up:
Joleen:
Cathy,
I just have one question, am I getting a raise? I know you mentioned it a couple of weeks ago, and I have never heard about it again. I know you have been busy, I would just like to know for financial reasons.
PS: I will stop talking about Wynonna if I get a raise.
Joleen
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My reply:
Yes, as soon as I get a chance to do it. I have a bunch to do tomorrow. If you write 100 times that you love Gordon Lightfoot's music, and that he is indeed better than Wynonna, maybe I'll get a chance to do yours.
Cathy
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Joleen's reply:
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Joleen
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And this one is a two week notice that I found in my inbox on April Fools' Day:
Cathy,
Today is the saddest day of my life. I am putting in my 2 weeks notice. The goverment sees it fit to enroll me in the Witness Protection Program. Last week Sarah Spooner & I were standing on the corner of State & Main, when we both saw some things that we were never meant to see. The Goverment is not putting Sarah in the Witness Protection Program because, frankly, they would rather see her dead. She is worth nothing to them, because she is not a credible witness to anything because she has been in & out of jail for the last 7 years. They also believe she would do anything for money. So they
believe her testimony could be bought by anyone. After I leave here I can have no further contact with anyone I have ever
known. I never exsisted. I never worked here & my name was never Joleen. I am forced to move to Tahiti, living on the beach, drinking pina coladas.
This is not the way I would like to live my life, but my testimony is vital to putting John " the iron fist" Ciccolella behind bars.
I was told I could bring only one thing with me & I am choosing to bring a Gordon Lightfoot cd, so can I borrow yours.???
Bye,
The Person Formally Known As Joleen
Cathy
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