The old acid test eh.
I can relate. If he's a real good man, not only will he rub the dogs ears, he'll play keep away with a grungy drolled on squeekie ball. That's why all the first dates pick me up at my house. They can't handle the animals they ain't worth knowing and they'll be more trouble than they're worth. Plus, who's gonna mess with a woman who lives with a 75lb German Shepherd?
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting for the chicken wings and the pizza to be delivered. Beer anyone?
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