Hello. This is your President. I was webb surrfing and I fownd this sight and this tahpic.
I never noo that my Presi-dense-y was that fun-knee. Ya know,I wood knott admit this in the open me-dya but I think (not always but just at this moment) I can here.
I'm gonna lose my job,BIG TIME!

I scared!
Even if I do win,my con-stitch-chew-ants will be made up of hate-full pred-jew-dessed people!

Even the 9/11 people are mad at me. Ya know the fyre-fyters!
I don't de-serve this job!

I'm going to resign! I can't live this lie any-mower! Sew long my fellow Ameriocans!