To prove the point that kids are born wild & free and love to be naked...I was dating this girl back in college and she had a little brother that was 2 or 3. This kid loved to peel his clothes off and watch TV, play trucks etc. One minute he would be clothed and the very next minute you catch this blot of white streak past you.
The first I went over to meet her parents, her little brother was sitting on her mothers lap and Jessica (my ex)introduced me to her little brother and what do you think came out of his mouth? In front of the whole family too. He said "Hi, I'm Adam. I have a big penis. Do you have one?" I turned purple I was so embarassed as all eyes were on my waiting to see what I was going to say. What do you say to a 3 year old when they say something like that to you? He got into trouble but I can't remember what I said but I was never so glad to get the hell out of there.
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