"No good deed goes unpunished." (?)
"Deep down, I'm shallow" (the epitaph for my tombstone, making it a triple pun)
"Never attribute to design or conspiracy that which can be attributed to error." Uffelman's Razor.
"Bear left"
"Right frog"
traffic directions from Kermit to Fozzie, with response (The Muppet Movie), another triple pun.
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"And the laughter came too easy for life to pass me by." - SDYS
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