LOL, Frank
Too bad she wasn't impressed with the joke - I thought it was kind of funny, myself
As For the red wine - after the initial shock, she'll get over it. After all that's why they invented dry cleaners. If it doesn't come out - it's just a dress. It doesn't compare with an evening with three wonderful gentlemen. She probably lives close enough that she could go change. If not, I'm sure you could find something she could put on. Everyone including your lady guest will get a good laugh out of the whole situation - trust me on this
So, what happens next at your soiree - come on, more details, LOL
Janice
[This message has been edited by Janice (edited October 09, 2000).]