Hey Annie and jj, here's something from David Letterman's Top Ten list. Thought you might appreciate a "funny" on this, your (2nd?) 29th birthday!! (Or was it 39?)
Top Ten Good Things About Being A 57-Year-Old First Time Mother
10. Baby Screaming? Turn down the volume on your hearing aid.
9. Sweet 2-for-1 deal on strained peas.
8. Bottle of Lipitor makes great rattle.
7. Somebody drooled on the sofa? Blame it on baby!
6. Nothing will put your baby to sleep quicker than a bedtime story from AARP newsletter.
5. Don't have to worry about costly college tuition because you'll be dead.
4. Able to calm crying baby with soothing hum of your pacemaker.
3. 57? You're just a kid...provided you're a redwood tree or one of those giant turtles.
2. When child asks where babies come from, you can honestly say you don't remember.
1. People are already saying, "At least you're not 70 like Letterman."
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, you wild and crazy two!!
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