12 things you should never say to a cop !
 

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12 things you should never say to a cop !

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic.Yes, I know there are no other cars around, that's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says 'Gee. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?' You probably shouldn't respond with,'Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?'

Re: 12 things you should never say to a cop !
 

Thank you for the laughs Jesse Joe. :clap: :clap:

DSR

Re: 12 things you should never say to a cop !
 

Hi DSR,

Really glad you enjoyed those. :)

Re: 12 things you should never say to a cop !
 

Also never try: "I'll kick your butt if you take these handcuffs off" I can't reveal how I know that's a bad one but trust me, LOL.

Bill :)

Re: 12 things you should never say to a cop !
 

I lucked out not getting a speeding ticket once while coming into a small town I didn't slow down enough. I didn't notice that I had driven right by a cop. He says, Didn't you see me back there? I did NOT say, No, if I would have known that was you, I would have stopped and said hello. :)

Re: 12 things you should never say to a cop !
 

DEFINATELY not a good one to try. :)