I also found a print out of an IYCRMM parody at:- http://www.songworm.com/db/songworm-...eadMyMind.html

Apologies to any who have seen this before and wish to forget it. Also if you are busy and/or squeamish please proceed to the next topic!!

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[This message has been edited by johnfowles (edited January 21, 2004).]

That's the best parody they could muster? Oh,brother. http://www.corfid.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif
Now presenting:"If You Could Clean That Grime" http://www.corfid.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

"If you could clean that grime up,
oh how clean your house would smell."
"Just like a blooming rose garden,
clean as a whistle and clear as a bell."

"In this neighborhood,where the rents are high,with maids to change the sheets!"
"You know that don't come cheap"

"If you could clean that grime once,what a lesson you will learn." "Just like old Alice on the Brady Bunch,you'll leave no stone unturned." "When you reach the part,where the windows come,the hero's Mr. Clean!" "..and Brawny,never fails."

"N'If you clean between the blinds,you'll show that you are trying to understand."
"The cleaning that you've lacked".

"I never new you could clean this way and I've got to say,that spot..you missed it!"
"I didn't know it could take this long,but the lemon is strong and it wont hurt the table shellack!"

"If You Could clean that grime uuuuuuuuuup".

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Borderstone,gonna post some lines tonight! http://www.corfid.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[This message has been edited by Borderstone (edited January 21, 2004).]

LOL - that's great, B!

Thanks Annie! http://www.corfid.com/ubb/smile.gif I just got back from Small Talk. If you liked this,read my comment on the Pres. speech last night. (Or is that Pez?) http://www.corfid.com/ubb/confused.gif

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Borderstone,gonna post some lines tonight!:D

That's high & middle school talk for you nowadays.

I e-mailed Borderstone's parody to my brother and got back the following:

------Cute.

Did you write one?? I figure you must be working on one. How about

'if you could bleed my line' (mechanics)

or

'if you could leave by nine' (overworked employees)

or

'if you could heave dry wine' (drunkards)?

Let me know.----------

No, I haven't written one, but can anyone take his suggestions and run with them?


[This message has been edited by AZroute74 (edited February 06, 2004).]

Hey! AZ! http://www.corfid.com/ubb/biggrin.gif I feel honored to be "E-Mailed" for that! http://www.corfid.com/ubb/smile.gif Wow! http://www.corfid.com/ubb/eek.gif I feel so "21st Century!" http://www.corfid.com/ubb/wink.gif Later! http://www.corfid.com/ubb/cool.gif

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Borderstone,gonna post some lines tonight!:D

How do you use EMail anyway?

I just did the cut and paste thing. Selected Borderstone's parody, right click and "copy," open up e-mail, right click and "paste."

What I haven't figured out yet is how to use a cell phone.

I also noted that we've been talking about IYCRMM recently and that reminded me of this post which I haven't seen in 2 & 1/2 years. :D